ladyknightthebrave:

reblogs-by-jinarra:

catboywizard:

a special treat for those of us who enjoy watching sam reich torture his friends and/or employees

Oh no.

I just watched an act of psychological warfare holy shit

curseworm:

curseworm:

curseworm:

bro oh my god … vanilla extract

vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. but mixed with sugar and flour and cream it tastes just like it smells. we need the support of others to reach our full potential

no man is an island everyone is vanilla extract

funnytwittertweets:

general-illyrin:

general-illyrin:

How many side blogs do you have?

0

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

41+

See Results

If you vote, please reblog so it can reach more people.

(I wouldn’t normally ask, but this is a serious poll that I am genuinely interested in learning the results of.)

Since this has far exceeded my expectations, I plan to make a graph showing how much of each specific number of side blogs people have if they put the number in the tags. Also, please only include the number of side blogs you have used or use, not hoarded/saved urls!

milf-adjacent:

milf-adjacent:

It has come to my attention that some of you have not actually seen the music video for Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow so I’ve taken it on myself to end your ignorance of this piece of cinema

The greatest cinematic experience of 2016, weren’t you watching?

uvradical:

heavysass:

screamydreamy:

tom hardy saying he feels at odds with his status as a male action hero bc he feels “intrinsically feminine” is miles and miles more gender fuckery than anything harry styles has done in his entire career

boyband boy could never effortlessly be this

The full quote (asked if he had sex with men):

“Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine. A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.”

nightly-valkyrie:

catgirl-kaiju:

catasters:

<- TOILET THEY CAN

BUT! NOT

CATS 🚫 GET OUT!!

🚫 PAST

HERE!

KEEP

CLOSED!

ostdrossel:

He is so beautiful that the sun came out for him.

jellyfishprototype:

sarahinhes:

The one and only king. Tomorrow I’ll binge the whole mighty nein reunion just to get my dose of purple boy 💜

nonbzombie:

duskdragonxiii:

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

God forbid women do anything

honeysucklepink:

tchrgleek:

pizzopaps:

flaminggoosememe:

hyrude:

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

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